Hello sir, god I can't even begin to describe how honored I am to be teaching my country how to cook
Oh please, I'm honored to have such a famous chef teach me. And this is my boyfriend, Alfred, or America, whichever you prefer
Yo. I'm here for moral support
Why would Mr. Kirkland need it?
what? No it's for you, dude
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IT ON THE UNDERSIDE OF THE CEILING FAN
DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME
why did we decide to do this in my kitchen
I TOLD YOU TO CREAM THE BUTTER NOT SLING IT ACROSS THE BLOODY ROOM
IT DID THAT BY ITSELF
DID THE FILET JUST DECIDED TO BURN ITSELF TO ASH AS WELL
ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING MR. RAMSEY
THE WATER IS BURNING
IT IS NOT
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
ITS LIKE WATCHING THE APOCALYPSE, OR A TRAIN WRECK, OH MY DAYS I HAVE SEEN RAGNAROK
I SAID SHUT UP
I WOULDNT SERVE THIS SHIT TO SOMEONE I HATED
SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP
I'm never gonna get those stains off my wall
“How was your day?”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”
You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.
if i’m nothing else, i am a believer in hugs. platonic, sorry-for-lying-about-being-dead hugs. even though i don’t think they’re sherlock’s thing…they should be.
i am not prepared!
"Tell us a bit about X-Men. Because you’re actually rivals in X-Men."
this makes me smile! :)
So many battles waged over the years… and yet, none like this. Are we destined to destroy each other, or can we change each other and unite? Is the future truly set?
Humanity’s strongest pro-hunter and his hand-picked squadron
(AU where they are all on the same side in order to defeat all the titans “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ” )
awesome!! but, who’s the guy in the first picture, the one on the right?